Find the pipe wrench.
Find the Stenographer.
Finish the game on Normal difficulty or harder.
Finish the game on Veteran or harder with an S rank.
Finish the game on Unfriendly with an S rank.
Finish the game without opening the tool chest.
Finish the game without saving.
Finish the game without using any duct tape.
Finish the game with only the Stenographer.
Finish the game without healing.
Reach a max speed of 50MPH
Waste 20 rounds on Pearl.
Find Ricky's snackeroos.
Finish the game on Survival difficulty or harder.
Play with all cheats active.
Gain access to Stage 5
Escape the Unfriendly Neighborhood without defeating the boss.
Defeat the boss and escape the Unfriendly Neighborhood.
Make your way out of the offices.
Find the Novelist.
Find some Punctuations.
Find the Conclusion.
Finish the game on Veteran difficulty or harder.
Gordon helped Pearl.
Gordon helped Ray.
Gordon helped Gobblette.
Gordon helped the dogs.
Gordon helped Arnold.
Find a cheat tape.
Find five cheat tapes.
A new day dawns.
Gordon helped the show come back.
Gordon rejected Ricky's offer.
Finish the game on Unfriendly difficulty.
Gordon left work early.
Unlocked all Neighborhorde stages.
Unlocked all Neighborhorde characters.
Later is now.
Finish the game with a B rank or higher.
Finish the game with an A rank or higher.
Finish the game with an S rank.
Finish the game on Normal or harder with an S rank.
Finish the game on Survival or harder with an S rank.
